one day, while sitting in my red chair ... I heard a little sound.....
I turned around .... and there... near the trees (on my deck) ... was a giant squirrel (too many McVitties Irish Biscuits, no doubt)
She was licking her foot and showing her bare ankles! Paying no heed to me at all.
I swear she challenged me to chase her! Insanity? A death sentence! Was she mad?
I glanced in her direction and yawned. She was so lucky I wasn't hungry. And no, I didn't chase her.
The reason being? Well, of course, the whole thing was merely a dream, silly. There's no such thing as giant squirrels, is there ... are there? Whatever!
I turned around .... and there... near the trees (on my deck) ... was a giant squirrel (too many McVitties Irish Biscuits, no doubt)
She was licking her foot and showing her bare ankles! Paying no heed to me at all.
I swear she challenged me to chase her! Insanity? A death sentence! Was she mad?
I glanced in her direction and yawned. She was so lucky I wasn't hungry. And no, I didn't chase her.
The reason being? Well, of course, the whole thing was merely a dream, silly. There's no such thing as giant squirrels, is there ... are there? Whatever!Have a mice day.
Ms. E.
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